Waltzing Back

I hate that song and am glad to not be hearing it twenty times a day at work now. Totally off subject but completely relevant, Valentines has started now. Will there ever come a time when the retail industry stops shoving Hallmark Holidays down our throats with merry glee?? Highly doubtful, I am well aware.

So for Christmas, Charmer was the only one to get me gifts, yes plural. I got a pink bath robe, a $50 gift card for the mall and a 3D poster of Audrey Hepburn in 3 different scenes of Breakfast at Tiffany’s. Very thoughtful gifts after only having been together for 3 weeks prior to. I met him like a full 2 weeks before that, though. We are LIKETHIS! I got him a wall art of a guitar with the quote, “where words fail, music speaks.” See?? LIKETHIS!!

I need to eat, I am dying. But have I yet mentioned how I have gained 8 lbs in the last 3 weeks? Infatuation totally does nothing for my girlish figure.